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Recipe: The Dark Lords Country Hash

  Step 1: Prepping the Hash

  


      
  • 4 medium yellow potatoes,  diced into small cubes (about ? inch)


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  • 1 medium red bell pepper,  diced (optional)


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  • 6 large white mushrooms,  halved or quartered (optional, for mushroom lovers like Lady Churl)


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  • 4 slices of smoked bacon,  chopped into small pieces


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  • 4 large eggs, beaten


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  • 2 tablespoons bacon grease or  cooking oil


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  • Salt and freshly cracked black  pepper, to taste


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  • Optional: Sprinkle of paprika  or chili flakes for extra flavor


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  For the Country Gravy:

  


      
  • 8 ounces breakfast sausage


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  • 1 tablespoon butter


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  • 1/4 cup flour


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  • 2 cups heavy cream (or whole  milk, if you prefer)


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  • ? teaspoon salt


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  • 1 teaspoon freshly cracked  black pepper (or more, to taste)


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  To Serve:

  


      
  • Freshly chopped parsley or  green onions for garnish (optional)


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  • Sturdy bread or toast on the  side


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  Step 1: Prepping the Hash

  
  • Heat a large skillet or cast-iron pan over medium heat. Add 2 tablespoons of bacon grease (or your preferred cooking oil).
  • Toss in the diced potatoes and let them cook for 10–12 minutes, stirring occasionally. You’re aiming for golden and crispy edges. Add a pinch of salt to help them along.
  • When the potatoes are halfway cooked, add the diced red bell peppers and continue cooking until the potatoes are fully tender and the peppers are softened.
  • In the meantime, cook the chopped bacon in a separate skillet until crispy. Remove the bacon and set it aside. Reserve a bit of the bacon grease for flavor or use it for the gravy.


  Step 2: Finishing the Hash if using mushrooms

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  • Add the halved mushrooms to the skillet with the hash. Cook for another 5 minutes or until the mushrooms have softened and absorbed the flavors.
  • Lower the heat. Pour the beaten eggs over the hash mixture. Stir gently as the eggs cook and combine with the other ingredients, forming a cohesive hash with creamy scrambled eggs.
  • Adjust seasoning with salt and pepper to taste.


  Step 3: Making the Country Gravy

  
  • In the same pan you cooked the bacon for the hash (or a clean skillet if necessary), melt 1 tablespoon of butter over medium heat.
  • Add the crumbled sausage (for the gravy) and cook for about 3–4 minutes, ensuring it’s browned and evenly cooked. Break up as you cook as needed.
  • Sprinkle the flour over the sausage and stir to coat it evenly. Let it cook for 1–2 minutes to remove any raw flour flavor.
  • Slowly pour in the heavy cream (or milk), stirring constantly to avoid lumps. The mixture will thicken quickly.
  • Season with the salt and plenty of cracked black pepper, tasting and adjusting if necessary. For extra warmth, add a pinch of nutmeg if desired.
  • Reduce heat to low and let the gravy bubble gently until it reaches your preferred consistency. If it thickens too much, add a splash of cream or milk.


  Step 4: Serving

  
  • Divide the Farmer’s Hash onto four plates.
  • Serve the country gravy in a separate bowl or gravy boat, allowing everyone to pour as much (or as little) as they like over their hash.
  • Garnish with parsley or green onions for a pop of color, if desired.
  • Serve with toasted bread for soaking up the gravy, as suggested by Varix.


  Note

  
  • Make it Orc-Worthy: If feeding orcs like Grondak, substitute a fiery chili sausage or add extra chili flakes to the hash.
  • "Urzan like big heat hash!"


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