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Recipe: The Dark Lords Farmers Pie Recipe

  Ingredients:

  


      
  • 16 to 20 oz Italian pork  sausage or ground beef (ground turkey works well too)


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  • 2 lbs yellow potatoes


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  • 4 tbsp butter


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  • 1/3 cup sour cream


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  • 3 tsp thyme (fresh or dried)


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  • 4 to 5 large carrots


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  • 2 to 3 stalks of celery


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  • 2 medium yellow onions (Or  toss in the trash in honor of Lady Churl)


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  • 3 cloves garlic, minced


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  • 2 tbsp tomato paste


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  • 2 tbsp flour


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  • 1 tbsp beef or vegetable stock  concentrate (Better than Bouillon recommended)


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  • 8 oz cheddar cheese, shredded


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  • Smoked paprika (optional)


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  • Salt and pepper, to taste


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  • Olive oil, for cooking


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  Instructions:

  Prep the Potatoes:

  
  • Peel and dice the potatoes. Place them in a pot, cover with salty water, and bring to a boil. The water should cover the potatoes by about 1-2 inches. Boil until a fork can easily pierce the potatoes (about 15-20 minutes).
  • Once done, drain the potatoes and return them to the pot over low heat. Add 4 tbsp of butter and 1/3 cup of sour cream. Mash until smooth and creamy. Stir in 1 tsp of thyme. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Cover to keep warm.


  Prep the Vegetables:

  
  • While the potatoes are cooking, rinse all the vegetables.
  • Peel and trim the carrots, then cut into quarters and dice.
  • Dice the celery.
  • Halve, peel, and dice the onions.
  • Mince the garlic.


  Cook the Vegetables:

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  • In a large ovenproof skillet, heat a drizzle of olive oil over medium heat. Add the diced carrots and season with salt and pepper. Cook for 4-5 minutes until they begin to soften.
  • Add the diced celery and onions to the skillet, along with another drizzle of olive oil. Season with salt and pepper. Cook for 5-8 minutes until tender.
  • Stir in the minced garlic and remaining thyme. Cook for another 1-2 minutes until fragrant.


  Cook the Meat:

  
  • Add the sausage (or meat of choice) to the skillet with the vegetables. Break it apart with a spatula or spoon. Cook until browned, about 5-6 minutes.


  Build the Sauce:

  
  • Stir in 2 tbsp of tomato paste and 2 tbsp of flour. Cook for 1-2 minutes to get rid of the raw flour taste.
  • Add 1/2 cup of water and 1 tbsp of stock concentrate. Stir to combine, bringing the mixture to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer until the sauce thickens, about 2-3 minutes. Taste and adjust seasoning with more stock, salt, or pepper as needed. If the sauce is too thick, add a bit more water (a teaspoon at a time). Optional: Add a dash of red pepper flakes for extra zing. Add much more if serving orcs.


  Assemble the Pie:

  
  • Once the meat and veggie mixture is ready, top it with the mashed potatoes. Spread them evenly over the surface.
  • Sprinkle the shredded cheddar cheese over the mashed potatoes. If desired, sprinkle a little smoked paprika on top for extra flavor.


  Broil or Bake:

  
  • Preheat your oven's broiler to high. Place the skillet under the broiler for 3-5 minutes until the cheese is melted and golden brown. Alternatively, you can bake the dish at 400°F (200°C) for about 10-15 minutes, or until the cheese is bubbly and browned.


  Serve:

  
  • Remove from the oven and let it cool slightly before serving. Enjoy the oohs and aahs from your family or the hearty grunts from your orc friends!


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