I decided the safest rea to have was to pletely freeze up and not move so much as an in case the little monster’s vision was based on movement. She did seem like a dragon which is a lizard just like dinosaurs were… Wait, wasn’t it found out they were more like those “chis” that those ih tury used to pare every meat to, are they not more like birds?“Look at how cute you are ehehehe~.” That childish voice echoed throughout the little hill top as she leaned forward to poke my nose like I was some kind of pet.That obviously annoyed me greatly, heless, my brilliant IQ made it clear that ag out would be against my goal of self-preservatio (looking at that cute plump tail that was wiggling around under her massive coat) I could not help pohe deeper questions around her. “Are you a lizard or a bird…” “...”“...”I said that out loud… Didn’t I?

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  << Ao {query}.[“I said that out loud… Didn’t I?”] From {user}.[Armor-Cordis Mantis] >>

  << Affirmative.>>

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  Well that is not ideal; looking toward the girl revealed her to tilt her head curiously as if ied that I asked the question rather than the tents of the question itself. Soon those lips of hers curled up even more than previous. Those beautifully hypnotic eyes slowly narrowing to foretell chaotitics she was no doubt about to get into. “Ara~ most people just call me a lizard and be doh it so I think you may be the first person who actually cares hehe~”That at least allowed me to somewhat calm down - I’ve lived long enough with my stunning skin too know how annoying assumptions be.“I am the stro water dragon but I am not a lizard like most are; instead you sider me an amphibian thanks to my glorious external gills~!” Her cute little hands rubbing her cheeks that had those brang golden patterns. Now that I think about it… They were very remi of a certain private ship's artistic bodywork-cum-support.“Ehehe~ you are just like a startled deer in the headlights of a car~!” That bell-like ughter caused me to pletely lose my train of thought - all in favour of instead looking up toward the girl. Although I could certainly do without her stant teasing. “Although, is there a differeween an elk & deer?” Now that… Was something I couldn’t answer. I assumed it was a differen size or something silly like that but, no, that was hardly iing nor something I cared about. In all hoy I didly know what I wao do at present; nothing had gohe way I had expected and now I had even lost one of my eyes which certainly was not acc to pn.I didn’t even know I could lose my eyes!How did that even happen?Why did it happen?What should I do about it?So many questio I had no answers with the only person able to feasibly answer was someone who… I wasn’t certain that most of her growth didn’t go to her breasts instead of brain. There was also no way I was going to actually mess around and find out - especially when she has such a terrifying title.“Hm… Now what to do…” It seemed that the dragoness was also lost as she began to wander around me while tapping her with a ptive look across her cute little face. I decided it was about time that I get off my amazingly soft butt, although I quickly found myself stumbling back dowo being taken by a bout of vertigo, surprisingly finding myself caught by a levitating stream of water.Once again the girl came in front of me (literally skipping as it were) with those amazing mountaiainly leadio be very… Attention grabbing. Looking at her hips revealed that one of those gourds had the cork popped out, letting it hang off the neck by a bit of cord, with the stream of water directly ing from the mouth. “Careful there~ losing that eye of yours no doubt has left you a bit groggy so a bit of *gasp*!”Her sudden gasp caught me off guard but nowhere near as much as her flying towards me; ing her short limbs with those breasts proving themselves to most definitely be real. Feeling them engulf my form was nothing short of divihe st of the girl mixed perfectly with that softo seo heaven.If I was going to die this would most definitely be the way I want to go.Unfortuhe world was so pathetid needed me to tio exist. The hold the (apparently literal) goddess had on me sadly loosened - letting her fall away from sm me in those wonderful pillows of hopes & dreams. Instead standing in front of me with her little knuckles resting across those wide hips of hers.“The tutorial npcs of the city have all bee indisposed thanks to that pirate attack!” Turning my head down to the city revealed that there was very little doubt that the girls words weren’t true; pilrs of smoke rising from the city while following the road out the city showed that there was actually an army. That does beg some questions as to whose army it was and why they were here.Looking towards the o revealed a thick fog so it was impossible to tell but… I had a feeling that the nightmarish ship couldn’t be too far away.“Those humans down there are from the same noble in charge of the city and pn to retake the city but there is no way they’d succeed ehehehe~!” A fident smile ainted across her face which begged me to ask the obvious question. “Why are you so sure?” That gave her pause as she suspiciously turo look at the side while whistling… Or at least she attempted to whistle. “W-well you know, the owner of that ship is really strong, and gave a load of people who were previously lost retful new purpose in serving them. They seem like a real swell girl if you were to ask me!” “You seem to know a lot about that ‘girl’...” My brow unsciously raised as my eye unsciously drifted to the rather obvious japanese-caribbean pirate infusion. Especially clear with the already rge tri hat atop her head.She seemed to get a bit jumpy as her hand came to rest atop her hat while her eyes still refused to meet mih those tendrils of water still helping me keep my bance. “W-well I just so happen to have been around the block quite a few times so you hear a thing or two about a pantheon or two. It’s…” She paused for a sed as her eyes darted around as if trying to find something - fortunately she soon lit up with realisation as she tinued. “That purple eye girl likely did it; she’s a demon as well as a bully!” Pushing her chest out with all the force of a great typhoon.I’m sure even a god o fear the force she gee with those things… Anyway, the information she provided certainly was enlightening. I could feel my lost eye ache as my brow furrowed; making me gaze back towards the sea as if to try my lu pierg through the veil to find my hidden target.“So I teach you and be your quest giving guide~!” That sounds like a nightmare…I didn’t say that o loud, did I?

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  << Ao {query}.[“I didn’t say that o loud, did I?”] From {user}.[Armor-Cordis Mantis] >>

  << ive.>>

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  So I did say it outloud?!

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  << Ao {query}.[“So I did say it outloud?!”] From {user}.[Armor-Cordis Mantis] >>

  << … ive; You Did Not Say It Out Loud.>>

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  Would it kill you to not be sassy?

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  << Ao {query}.[“Would it kill you to not be sassy?”] From {user}.[Armor-Cordis Mantis] >>

  << Affirmative..>>

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  I don’t know what to do with you…“Now you may feel intimidated bu~t there is no oer to teach you since I am strong as well as beautiful and sexy!” Her head pointed as high as she could manage. No doubt helped by the fact her branch-like hor her hat firmly in pce - snagging onto the front of that fmboyant tri.I also couldn’t really say much about the “sexy” part however she was definitely more “cute” than the beauty she cimed.I also wasn’t about to tell her that.“You may think that you don’t need my help on at of having that arrogant wolf in you… But that is foolish because you got beat up by a bunch of weakling mortals who were already getting bullied by those amazingly blessed mortals! If your mama was here she’d be rag you over the coals ehehehe~!” Her words made me freeze up as an image of my mama that I had only met in my first life slowly came to the forefront of my mind.She was right…Worst thing about it was how much she knew she was right. That cute little face with the eyes filled with overbearing smugness which was impossible to get away from - worse still was the fact she wasn’t doearing me a new one. “Also what the hell have you been doing; wasting all your cultivation?” “Eh? I’ve been savi-”“Saving is what the wealthy do; not something your broke ass should be doing ehehehe~!” I only hope that she eventually gets bored of bullying me as this was far from pleasant. “You have strength and the ability to gain more of it… But you funt what you haven’t got the mad when things obviously don’t go your way after you put no effort into utilising your strength to the fullest!”Why… Why won’t she stop…“I mean learning is good and all but don’t you think the 30th doctorate was a little too much? Most of the information you gained was just overpping at that point, holy, there is so much more you could have been doing than pying around as a genius. Business? Okay - that makes sense - but why are you wasting so muergy on things you just get other people to do? Also have you never heard of diminishiurns; you already long passed that with your firearms training.” Clig her tongue while shaking her head.She did cross her arms uhose funbags yet it was very hard to focus on them on at of the overwhelming guilt I was feeling due to her scolding. How does someone so small as well as eiage to gee such a threateningly motherly aura? “Now I think it’s best if we review your system status so that I fully help you in making use of it.”Adjusting the gsses on her face as if trying to appear studious.“Which system?”“...”“...”

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  << gratutions On New Achievement: [Actal Self-Snitch] >>

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  “Ara~ you really a spoilt little girl!” She said as if I wasn’t feeling bad enough; although it’s hard not to imagine me being spoiled with how amazingly adorable I naturally am. Thankfully she left it there, shaking her head with an exaggerated shrug, as a smirk of a troublemaker formed as she looked toward me. “Do you know what the most important thing in this world is?”“Friendship?”“Power~!” Saying so as she lifted one of her hands up to to a fist - at the same moment the water around me began to coil around me like a snake. Feeling it weave through my thighs & chest while brang off in ways a snake couldn’t ceive as existing. “That is no different when it es to starting a fight in this world. Whenever a fight starts those involved are dragged into a temporary space to not only protect the outside but help the inpetent {Mother System}, third to i the title of {Mother}, mahe overwhelming energy of the universe in the only way she knows how to solve her petty little problems… Split it up until it’s no longer an issue she o focus on ehehehe~.”

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  Armor-Cordis Porshi Stratos Indigo: lvl 21 Ex vs True God With Lost Name: Lvl ∞ 404

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  Her words rang out as that very simir distorted feeling occurred; heless I had absolutely zero fiden winning the fight with the girl in front of me.While before there was a slight alteration with the zoill obviously being located within a grand byrinth of back alleys… Things got a lot more crazy this time. It was impossible to even sider it the same location as I found myself standing atop a wooden gangway above the calm waters below. Out from the waters occasionally jutted not rocks but irees of a grand variety - painting a beautiful picture of the disordered form of nature in its most chaotie eveiced around one another.In fact, looking at my feet more closely, I noticed that the very ptform we were standing on was held up by small iwirees. Did that not mean that those pnts were holding up their parents' corpses? A matter to think about at aime.I had to admit… Her theme song was a banger although there was something about it that didn’t seem quite as cute and cuddly as one may expect.“Let’s begin your tutorial ehehehe~!”Scheisse.

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