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Chapter 038: An Interesting First Class With The Trunch

  Today is the day when it happens and all my preparation es to fruition; one may questioher I am talking about finally entering Love Heart Online or teag a edical research.The answer is quite simple.Both.Both are happening on the same day.Therefore it was obvious that today would be quite a long day however the meaning of that was more true than I probably would have liked. See, I don’t uand the details but acc to Big B, the different worlds within Love Heart online all have different timescales that somehow slohen you are outside the game. It was hard to expin and harder to uand (at least for a feeble human) so to simplify… I could easily spend several days in the game with no issues.This ges per world with me not being sure on the exact time scale of the different ps; especially the case when there were ter more options added. Due to the sheer amount I only bothered remembering the important bits of information as well as general details that would be useful no matter which I travelled to iure… Or past at that point.

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  Huh… That is quite the iing point however I’ve admittedly dotle resear the wider ceptual theories or thought experiments around space-time. Certainly something that could potentially be useful yet I believe it would be too dumb to focus on cepts I have no actual use for yet.Well, time-space is very useful, it’s more because the cost is too expressive and ironically time ing.

  Either way I sadly cked a lot of informatioe having gathered every bit of data that I could fit in my pretty little skull. A disappointi brought about by still being a (not quite as) squishy human thus g muy curreal capacity. There was truly no paring my curreo the weakling that I was back then.Something I would make great use of ter.For noalking through the corridors of Frux towards a that should be filled with “my genius students” by now - as well as someone far more terrifying than any rich or poor kid.Soon reag a door to the room I was assigned by the hag. Doing the obvious that promptly led me to walking in on a group of only six people, of which, I surprisingly reised three of them. The obvious one was that psycho sub-teacher who simply tilted her head with a bright smile that made me shiver.Meanwhile the other two were far less expected; one of them being the boy who reviously following the pseudo-nun around. What was more iing about them was that they very much appeared to be the siblings of my future wife (she just does not know it yet) so there is a lot to be sidered. Since he evidently isn’t Miss Jesse Harper - to be Porshi - I did fet to get his name so he may not be a sibling.Still he very much looked like Jesse if they were a male instead, even down to the beguiling blue eyes and glorious golden hair, so they had to have some retion. I could hardly be wrong when reising the features of the crush I’ve had for both of my lives at this point. Plus there was the strong potential that Jesse just hid her family away from the public eye. If my st life’s “HERO” guild were willing to kidnap her there was no ce they wouldn’t stoop so low as to kidnap her markedly weaker family.Then there were also plenty of uilds who did not even attempt to remain positive in the public eye that could do even worse things than HERO without care. The dark guilds especially.Despite that, there was nothing to give me pause, the st person I saw heless made me pause as I was halfway to the professor podium of the small sized auditorium. Hardly surprising as just their appearance alone gave me a very iing question to ponder…HOW THE FUCK DID THAT FAT ASS PIECE OF SHIT WORM HIS WAY INTO MY CLASS.“Seems like yhe tubby one sen~sei~.” Someone - in spite of my hard earalent to have a radiant smile emerge on my fastead of a death gre - my assistant teacher noticed my gaze. That behemoth of a woman leaning over to whisper in my ear from behind. Me not even realising she moved there until she spoke up!It was hard to refute her either as what I was looking at was… I ’t remember his it’s the Umpa Lumpa that became an elf in the previous timeline - lookily like the version of him that I mao extrae light petty revenge on. Only real difference being that he was less elf-like however he was hat much like the media's only imagined elf; he certainly was never lithe nor in tuh nature.Currently he was sitting on a desk with his hands in front of him, ed around an energy drink , with sparkling eyes as he tried to not look like a pig. A difficult act with how his gaze was ‘subtly’ trag ay curvaceous body. “We have met several times over the years however the same could be said for many people in the academy and I’m afraid I simply ’t remember all of them.” Developing a “sombre” smile at the pretend realisation that I am way more important than these peasants. As -“pared to you even the wealthiest family is a group of peons so it only makes sense; you really are too o even feel sorry~”…That nun just gave an uanding smile as a few snickers appeared from four of my students - there was one person who did not find my assistant very funny. If he was annoyed by me not remembering his name in the first pce… He was now visibly livid. Sadly he was smart enough not to piy fights which actually makes me g-“Must make you greatly sad for me not to deal with that problem child~.” Said words whispered in my ear.… How does she keep doing that?Ign a possible existential crisis; I made it to the podium where I gifted the poor mortals with a bright smile while pulling out my holopad & waiting for it to sync up. Moments ter a dispy taining the usual introdu crap resent. Of course I wouldn’t get into the iing stuff at first and I also had no i in making this course seem iing to those who weren’t fully dedicated.If they wahat they could find some subpar teacher - I was going to at least to my best to raise these idiots up (not him) into something of actual worth for the days that were to e.It would increase my own worth iure.To do that I o break them down so that I could build them into something that was actually worth a little something as currently they were worth less than the dirt I walked on. As such I decided to start by b them by going through all the standard practices as well as some of my own on sense ones. Since my on sense was clearly superior to any humaher way there was nothing quite as b as going over rules which lead to most the css gzing over with boredom. In fact it seemed like Jesse’s likely sibling & surprisingly the nuhe only ones who were paying any attention to the slides. A fact that would not annoy me if the fat ass reprobate didn’t tinuously take loud sips from his ed drink.“So you should alut scalpels ba the pce you found them so that you know which size is where as the slightest differen bde thiess cou-” *SIIIIIP*The sound of snickering followed as I was finally interrupted by those loudest o - a fact that was making me sider if I should throretences and shoot the fuggly bastard in the head. Still I did not sider such violent recourse for long. Simply because I was made aware that there was no need.I had an assistant. *BANG*I was the only one who seemingly got to withe magnifit se of the six foot six point six (a detail learned from the ret report) practically flying across the room. Diving across the froo grab the hair of the Umpa Lumpa before doing a backflip. Using the momentum of gravity to sm his puggy face so hard that his desk deformed… The same desk that is made from a steel alloy. “Shut the fuck up et the fuck out you pig-kin lookin’ bastard~!”That thread ing from a voice ced with ughter that only made the nun seem more psychotic; especially as she lifted him up by his hair again to reveal his bloody and deformed face to the css. His nose ractically ied at this point with my higher knowledge allowihat his facial muscles had essentially been shredded by his own fracturing skull. Everyone else in the room obviously was taken back, especially those who ughed, leading to an aura of silehat was only enhanced by the sputtering attempts of the young lord who attempted to speak.Unfortunately for him… This led to some of his blood ending up on the nuns face“You want to actually talk to your instructors like that then spit on me for edug you~?” Tilting her head with a wolf-like smile that could cause a drake to quake where they stood. Not eveing the poor bastard, even I’m starting to pity him at this point, no ce to gather his seo respond.Using the one hand grabbing his hair to “lightly” chuck him into the air (an amazi sidering the 20ish year old man is hardly short nor slim). Only for her two hands to e around to grab the back of his head t the poor fucker back towards herself. Smming her own forehead forward to deliver another blow that was thankfully far less monstrous than previous dispys.I wouldn’t care if he died however it would likely result in more paperwork so it’s preferable if it could happen outside my purview.Fortunately my friendly uudy was doh her own form of education - unceremoniously dropping him to the floor. “See, isn’t that better, you are creating a far better enviro for learning all about the study of medie without all that noise.” It was slightly problematic that he was seemingly undergoing a shoduced seizure yet if I ended css fast enough I wouldn’t o deal with it.Seeing my ce I poiowards the only person ued (the male Jesse). “Well on that note would you go with Miss Trunchbul take the gentlemen to the infirm- ake him to the emergency care so that they take care of him.” By taking care of him I of course meant to let him die in their hands instead of mine so I wouldn’t o deal with any of that.“Css will end early sinone of you seem receptive to learning.” With that I began heading out before anyone could stop me; at first I was afraid of having Trunchbull be my assistant teacher, however I think we will get along splendidly!If any of the students still e I’ll actually bother learning their names and do an introdu!

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