“You hospitalized thirty men, broke a general's nose, dislocated his shoulder, and caused massive damage to equipment.” The dragon therapist looked up from the report, her brow furrowed. “And your father is proud of you?” she asked, doubtful.

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  The princess tapped her foot impatiently. “I thought it was my newest suitor coming to visit!” She threw up her hands in exasperation. “How was I supposed to know it was an invading army?!”