"That stupid prince tried to serenade me outside my window last night," the princess said, annoyed.

  "Well, that sounds very romantic," The dragon therapist said.

  "Maybe, but I was tired and just wanted to sleep. So, I sent him a polite letter asking him to stop," the princess said.

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  "Uh... well, that's very mature of you," the dragon said. "I'm proud of you."

  The princess's smile widened, "And I delivered it attached to a brick."

  The dragon sighed, "Ah, there it is."