“After the witch cursed me to curse, I became fascinated by language,” the princess said.

  “Oh, that’s oddly related but wonderful,” the dragon therapist replied.

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  “I’ve been studying how different races cuss,” the princess said with a smile. “It’s opened up a whole new world of expression for me. I can now torment my suitors in dwarven, orcish, ogre, troll, and barbarian. Barbarians always include body parts and what one can do with them.”

  The dragon sighed. “Of course they do.”