“This marriage ordeal has been so traumatic, I had to get an emotional support pet,” the princess said.

  The dragon therapist looked over her glasses at the princess, “And which weapon did you name emotion support?”

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  In shock, the princess touched her chest, “I would never take something as serious as emotional support and apply it to a weapon.” Her shock turned to an evil grin, “My emotional support animal is a hellhound named Nibbles.”