"I made a new potion called Incilius Alvarius," the princess proudly stated.

  "Oh my! What does that do?" The dragon therapist asked.

  "Turns them into a very useful frog," the princess smiled, her eyes slightly glazed.

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  The dragon therapist checked her notes: "It says here that your father wasn't amused by your magic trick."

  The princess rolled her eyes, "I said I would make my suitor disappear, and I did."

  "You chained up the box and dropped it in the moat."