To be honest, I never thought that my phone would be installed with a virus and forced to live with a girl in my life.

  AI: Who did you call ‘virus’, huh?

  …just ignore him.

  Imagine this.

  You’re having a peaceful afternoon.

  You even bought yourself a nice looking cheesecake and milk tea as a reward, because the website project just unched successfully st night.

  Then suddenly—

  your mom sends you a message.

  “Your cousin is moving in with you.”— That was a bolt from the blue.

  Yeah, you heard me right, my cousin Suzuki Yumeko (鈴木夢子) is moving over. ??

  AI: I can py you a song.

  What is it?

  AI: 《Cry For Me feat. 愛海(AMI)》 — Machita

  …shut up! ??

  AI: Come on, it cheers you up !!! Isn’t this fun ~ ?

  ..AHHHHHH!!!!!! ??????

  The moment you are being announced that your private haven is now becoming a public server, you’ll realize installing a chip that prompts the AI everytime you think isn’t that bad after all.

  AI: You should be grateful… ??

  …again, please ignore him.

  For what I remember, Yumeko…if not mistaken she’s turning fourteen this year. ??

  She was my mother’s friend’s daughter……I guess. The reason for calling her a “cousin” is because…yeah, why? I don’t know!!!??????

  If not mistaken, the st time we met was five years ago. Not gonna lie, I don’t really remember her face…nor her voice. It is like the coffee stain in the white mug, it washes away every time you wash it…yeah that’s a strange metaphor, but it is true.

  And that’s the reason I started to clean up my room…

  AI: Ooh ~ ??

  Don’t get me wrong, I’ll be in the living room. That’s the pce where you can sleep when you’re the only one surrounded by walls…by the way I have a cat named Fries.

  *Meow* ??

  Well you might think “Oh, why don’t you speak up for yourself?” “You have the right to reject something you hate…” — Sorry, that doesn’t work in an Asian family.

  I told my mom, “Um…I have so many Hatsune Miku figures in swimming suits…” “I used to be naked walking in my house…” “Well, why not consider the school dorm?” — I’m not surprised that it didn’t work, because the negotiation target is my mom. ??

  The worst part of the news — Yumeko is on her way. ??

  Like, why’d you think I started to clean up my room??? That’s why. ??

  Well I can compromise to everything my mom demanded, even though I hate it. There is only one thing I can’t accept — Yumeko is Japanese. ??

  What if she asked something in Japanese??? What if I said something wrong??? What if she called the police because of that??? What if she…(&^%%^&((*&^%%^&*(*&^%^&^%#%^&*)...

  AI: Chill…chilll, um…let me ask you something, what is おはよう?

  Good morning? I guess?

  AI: Correct, what about おやすみ?

  Good night? Wait, why’re you….

  AI: If you can handle these, which means you can communicate with her, don’t worry. ??

  I don’t have much vocabury in my mind, how can I….??????

  AI: ????

  …I’ll delete this thing one day, I swear. ??

  I came back from the convenience store te at night…around 3:00p.m. and saw a bck-hair girl with a huge luggage at her side fell asleep at my front door.

  Great, the end has come…I mean the end of my world…??

  Wish me luck.