The lab is cold. It smells of broken machines and outdated technology. Professor Abel is just sitting with his sky-blue glasses.
Static Stan walks in the room. He is a man with a businessuit and a TV for a head that shows his emotions.
NAME: STATIC STAN
AGE: 26
POWERS AND ABILITES: STATIC ENERGY, ELETRCITY, REALITY-WARPING, SONIC EMITTERS.
WEAKNESSES: PRIDE.
STATUS: MEDIA MORGUL.
‘’Why did you call me here, Abel? Make it quick.’’ Stan says as he walks towards him, his voice frustrated and chilling.
‘’I called you here for a tiny favor.’’ Abel answers, coldly.
Stan stands near him, crossing his arms, ‘’Explain it to me, Albert Einstein.’’
Abel turns to him, ‘’You as part of the Enemies group are not doing anything. You haven’t been attacking, stopping heroes. This is not good. We are the Enemies group, I am the C.E.O. My job is to assign you to each enemy.’’
Stan scoffs, ‘’I’m a media overlord, Abel. I don’t care about the defeating hero’s biz. I’m only here to influence media and be the king of Cointropolis’s entertainment.’’
Abel turns to him, harshly, ‘’Stan. You know what I do to people who don’t their job?’’
‘’What?’’ He answers.
‘’I fight them. I make them respawn into another dimension.’’
As Abel says this, he stands up and snaps a chair.
Stan laughs out loud, his eye glitching, ‘’Bring it on, loser. In fact, I was prepped to take over this group. I am the boss, now.’’
‘’Oh, you daydream, Stan.’’
Abel removes his glasses and throws them away; they break and glitch.
PROFESSOR ABEL
AGE: 28
POWERS: SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY
WEAKNESSES: OVERCONFIDENCE.
‘’We also have to get the Diamonds of Egress too, Stan.’’ Abel answers.
Stan laughs, ‘’I have no idea what they are.’’
Abel slaps Stan on his screen, he glitches’! Abel! This is why you’re a mad scientist. Emphasis on mad.’’
Abel paces the room, ‘’If you get all the 7 diamonds, your party wins and you become a king. No one has ever gotten the diamonds. And we need to get them!’’
Abel’s face is insane. It’s clear he really wants to be a king.
‘’I’ll get them.’’ Stan answers. ‘’For myself.’’ He adds.
‘’No way. This is the biggest mistake of your life.’’ Abel answers.
Abel pulls out two swords, and his glasses appear (spawned). Stan snickers and has a fighting stance.
STATIC STAN VS PROFESSOR ABEL
3….2….1….
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FIGHT!
Abel runs with his swords
SHING!
They sparkle as he is about to hit Stan. Stan, however kicks the sword away. Abel gets mad and slices Stan’s screen.
CLANG!
Stan punches Abel.
PUNCH!
CLANG!
PUNCH!
CLANG!
Thunder strikes as each of them do their move. Stan then whistles and the Female-Stans appear flying down with Static wings, they fly on the ground.
‘’What is it?! Lord Stan?!’’ They all ask in unison.
‘’Defeat him, girls!’’ Stan shouts.
The Female-Stan’s fly and then connect all their wires and spring them towards Abel. He gasps and jumps. The wires hit the wall, suddenly they swing the war towards Abel as he runs around, Stan then pulls out his hand and…
SHING!
Electricity sparkles, he then hits Abel and he shouts. Getting electrocuted. The wall also hits him, Abel slides on the ground. Two blocks fly and hit on their heads.
ABILITY-OF-THE-DAY GIFTS.
They both spin around and open. Stan finds his sonic emitters. Abel finds a laptop.
‘’Hacking’’ He whispers happily.
Static Stan activates the emitters, and the wall slides down. All the chairs fall on the other side, the TV screens break, drop and slide down. Abel is sliding down, trying to get up.
The Female-Stans quickly fly down and form a blue electric portal. Abel gasps. The pressure is intense.
Abel types on the laptop, hacking sounds. Silence. Green energy blasts from the left and flies down…
BOOM!
The two portals both connect with energy. Green on the left and Blue on the right. The Female Stans gasp. Stan is angry, as everything is sliding down. He jumps on a TV screen and slides down; he then goes inside the screen.
Silence.
Suddenly everything glitches in and out and the background turns into Static.
‘’What the hell?’’ Abel mutters, shocked. He then turns around and finds lots of TV’s floating.
‘’WELCOME TO THE STATIC-VERSE!’’
Stan shouts as he is extremely large, his face huge and looking at Abel. Stan is then powered by electricity and static and flies down with a punching pose.
CLANG!
Abel blocks it with his two swords. He then moves around; it feels like a bubble. Stan tries punching and extending, but Abel blocks again and bites the hand. Stan screams in pain. Electricity rains down on Abel and electrocutes him, making him buzz. Stan then jumps out and runs on the large arm and hand. He is about to punch Abel until….
BOOM!
The green energy from Abel flies down and hits them both. They are both trapped in green liquid. Abel is trying to swim on top but Stan grabs him on his legs and pulls him down. A large blue shark Is moving around.
Abel holds Stan on the legs as Stan is shaking, pushing them. Abel throws Stan and punches him in the water, Stan punches back. And they both exchange punches. Until Abel kicks Stan’s TV screen. It shows color bars. Stan goes on his TV screen and puts the volume from 0 to 100. Many Stan clones from 0-100 show up. Abel is shocked.
‘’Oh, crap.’’ He mutters. He then swims away, but the shark and the Stans all follow him. Abel hacks on his eyes and the background turns glitched. Suddenly Abel is glitched.
‘’hey stan! Look at me now!!!’’
Abel shouts, glitched and confident. His eye is black and his whole body is glitching. Stan is horrified. He then flies hard and charges his hand with blue and electric punches and….
BOOM!
Abel gets cracked and broken, he then flies out of the screen. And then landing inside a TV.
‘’NOOOOOOOO! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! I WILL GET BACK AND HAVE REVENGE!!!!’’
They are back in Abel’s lab, Abel flies out of the TV, hurt. What an intense battle it was. Abel is panting heavily, injured and hurt. Stan is panting heavily, his TV screen filled with scars.
‘’Well, you failed. Now the group is mine, I own the assets, I own the crown, I own the data, I own the assembling flies. I own your Tinder account. And I own your underwear.’’ Stan says, confident.
Silence. ‘’My girls never came anyway.’’ Abel says, his voice chocked. He coughs coins as they all fall on the ground.
Abel drops on the ground weak.
‘’Fine. You own everything. But…where will I go?’’ Abel asks, terrified.
‘’Oh…You will respawn…Into another dimension.’’ Stan says, his voice chilling.
This is terrible for Abel.
‘’No, No, No! Stan! God, no!’’ Abel shouts, pleading as Stan is about to punch him. And then….
BOOM!
Abel is gone.
HUD:0/100
STATUS: DEFEATED.
Stan turns around, ominously. ‘’The Show Must Go On.’’ He says as he laughs evilly.
Now… Where did Abel go?

