CAPTURE LOG

  okay. here we go. this is real, jin. this is real now. you are going to do this because you have to do this. you're not weak. it's just one giant ant. you're so much better than an ant. check the teleportal. it's okay. of course it's okay because you're ace at teleports because you are a superscience genius. you'll come out in the break room. behind the vending machines. probably too small for the giant ant to get in. it'll be out in the main warehouse area. not sure how big it is. bigger than me. but i'm used to that. everything's bigger than me. when has that ever stopped me doing anything.

  i am a superscience genius girl. i have a teleportal crudthrower.

  i can do this

  i can do this

  I can do this.

  oh gob i can hear it scuttling around out there maybe it'll just go away on its own and ignore all the sweet delicious biscuits

  no jin

  bad

  can't just ignore stuff. not when it's important. can't live your whole life underground.

  This book's true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience.

  or could i

  no no no come on girl. come on. you got this. you know the deal.

  sometimes there's no choice but to fight

  so

  yknow

  fight

  but let's be really careful because oh glob i really don't want to die i really really don't want to get eaten by a giant ant

  oh man

  there it is

  just like

  there

  all giant anting and junk just like trying to get into that biscuit crate

  okay jin

  you got a shot here

  maybe just get a bit closer

  confidence in accuracy is not a guest at jin's giant ant conflict party

  okay

  okay

  NOPE SEES ME SEES ME GIANT ANT SEES ME KILL TRIGGER DEATH NOPE MISSED TOTALLY MISSED RUN DODGE RUN RUN RUN RUN RUNRUNRUNRUNRUN

  okay okay. where is this. other side of warehouse. ant somewhere over there so okay okay this feels good i mean not good good but yknow better than some potential alternatives that i could think of

  ant thinks i'm still over there i think

  so like

  element of surprise is mine maybe

  so like just creep up and peek around that corner and put some crudballs in that ants backside. moving now. moving nnnnnow. now. oh come on body get with the program we gotta do a thing here. okay here we go for reals now. mind over matter baby mind over matter.

  oh yeah there she is. thinks i'm still over there. stupid insect. yes that is how i win this battle. superior intellect and CHARGING ANT CHARGING ANT KNOWS IM HERE TRIGGER TRIGGER

  AH

  GOT IT wait did I though or did it just STILL COMING BLEW OFF A LEG BUT ITS STILL COMING AHHHH WHAT DO BISCUITS TOWER OF BISCUITS CLIMB TOWER OF BISCUITS

  wait can ants climb

  YEP THEY CAN CLIMB THEY CAN CLIMB REALLY FLIPPING WELL SHOOTY SHOOTY CRUDBALL AHHHHHH

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