I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener…God damn it, Karu.

  Uh, that's it. That's the whole chapter up there. This is a joke chapter, which is a follow-up and posted the same day as 053. So why am I writing this? Because apparently there's a minimum character count on RRL and this joke isn't long enough so I get to pad it out by spelling out this joke.

  Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator.

  Yep.

  ...yeeeep...

  Jokes are always much better when padded out. Like breasts.

  Man, how long is 500 characters? I feel like I've been rambling here forever. Oh damn, we just passed it. Well, good talking to you! Let's do this again sometime.