It's been a whole year since I decided to upload the first chapter of this story! Okay, Wednesday one and a half weeks ago was exactly one year, but let's ignore that for now.

  Instead, let's do something Ket would approve off. Let's look at some numbers.

  We broke 3000 followers a few days ago. Pretty fucking neat!

  This story contains over 330.000 words... The Lord of the Rings books contain 455.000 words, so I've got a little to go!

  The tale has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation.

  It contains 130 chapters, an average of 2600 words per chapter (I checked using spreadsheets, so this data is 100% correct.)

  The total number of views (I'm assuming these are unique chapter views) is over 1.7 million.

  The average persons' reading speed is 200 words a minute.

  1.700.000 * 2600 / 200 = 22.100.000 minutes...

  You dumbasses wasted a total of 368.333 hours or 15.347 days or 43 years with reading my ramblings.

  That's like half a lifetime.

  Anyway, I'll answer your questions now. I'm not afraid of giving out spoilers, I suck at planning in the long term and things will most likely change anyway. Ask away, I'll get to them eventually.